Dear Joseph,
My dear and amazing friend who has always been loyal to me.
There’s something I need to tell you and I want the whole world to know.
I’m in love with you.
I always have been since the first moment I saw you.
I can’t keep our relationship at just “friends with benefits”.
Please be my boyfriend.
Your dearest,
Zeggy
Oh Zeggy, y-yes of course ///
But what about your feelings for Mr. Dennis? Do you think we should just… elope?
I have been betrayed
this is like Hamlet or something I don’t even know Shackespeer
